stole this from my dad so y’all can see his cowboy-hatted shadow
my friends graduated today
it is megan birthday
same. (from @dilarafindikoglu )
i screamed at people who were trying to kick this animal until they went away, so a girl next to me silently split her bag of doritos with me
i’m not really one for selfies, but i’m tryin to change that 👁
sorry for all you suckers who got notified of the ad in my story. i want free skincare. hope this cat photo makes up for it.
i love living in the big egg, but i miss texas’s biscuits every day. . . . . also, it’s “paddy,” not “patty” because “patrick” is spelled “pádraig” in irish, just so you know
i took this photo a few days ago after eating guacamole and now i am putting it here
i saw sleeping beauty, the last of the tschaikovsky ballets i hadn’t yet seen, and it was so sweet that i threw up
a shrimp ate my hand at the aquarium
the word of the day is uncle spaghetti
someone next to me on the subway is eating spicy doritos and i want some
still getting used to class not being cancelled from snow
i felt betrayed by texas until i remembered she never loved me anyway
Dr. Angela Davis, queen of the world
i bought howl’s moving castle on dvd today
today water poured from my bathroom’s light fixture . . . video by @socrates johnson
the real heroes of nyc
do you mean....hummus?
Ignore the light reflections lmao
4 white dogs of various sizes. Has anyone else been barked at by a guy on a bike in nyc? I have twice now, by the same guy. Comment below for a chance to see these dogs in person
God of the hills, grant me the strength to help my neighbor who has no hill to remember
bladin & hydratin 📸 @memiliasm
I saw these street performers and was staring at them, waiting for them to move and freak people out until I realized they’re actually statues. New York is ruining me.
thanks for holding me when I cry for 25 years and counting. happy dad’s day!
touch my pikachu tamagotchi and die