There’s a slug in my O’s 😳
ZOOO WEEEE MAMA! The sweetest girl in the world is 22 today! I’m so absolutely proud to be able to call you my girlfriend... and other embarrassing names🐮. Today is gonna be filled with all the good things you deserve, I’ll make sure of it (Or someone is catching these hands🤪 ). Love you bb!! Happy Birthday!🥰
The end of an era. RIP Thunder Blonde.
Chrysta and I wanna welcome our new sweet Bebina, Snow Cold Furb Austin. They live off a steady diet of beer and morning star chickn patties. With this holiday season, spread your love by supplying nutrients for our child. My Venmo is Aleyah-Riggs.
Absolutely terrifying 🥺
Happy Fucksgiving. We vibe check, we a sitcom.
Thank you everyone for making my birthday sweet. Especially a big thank you to @bobblezzz for taking time to plan such an amazing day for us 🥺. Bro whales be big👀
Yeah I saw @sleater_kinney 👀what about it😩
“Examine the Body”. This might get taken down even though I did my best to censor it, but I’m really proud of it. I wish the internet didn’t hate bodies so much.
I hate my boss, your boss, our boss... photo: @jayerosay
“OUCH!” Based on true events.
Question your government 😩
Felt cute might delete later 😩 hot girl summer almost over 😤
More cowboy content. 🤠🐄
Had a cow tippin good time with @wheatthins and moo moo momma. Swipe for some cow content : )
Don’t threaten me with a good time : ) #brettmichaels
Boot scootin boogie with my yeehaw daughter