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Trump last night:"I saw one of these so-called comedians...he's a pretty respected comedian, he said 'he's not leaving!' Yes, I have been saying that. Later he said he WOULD leave! So I got him to produce his birth certificate (2013 lawsuit ), and now this! Way better than an emmy.
'the president's remarks on the 4th will be apolitical' they say. Let me guess: No collusion, no obstruction, Sleepy Joe, fake news, witch hunt, nobody thought I could get to 270, lock her up...and, oh yeah, happy birthday America.
Tanks in the streets now? Shall we review the Dictator Checklist? You're a narcissist who likes to put his name on buildings...you appoint family members to key govt positions..your rallies are scary...you threaten to lock up political opponents..your friends are other dictators. You "joke" about being President for Life...a major news station becomes State TV...you lie so freely your supporters don't know the truth and don't expect it...you use your office for personal financial gain... yes, it can happen here.
Hope Howard and I gave you a good show yesterday. And if we did...beginner’s luck!
This is the heart of the problem in a nutshell. #FoxNews
I brought them luck today! Down to the last out! Go #Mets
Democrats unite! Stop calling it the Trump Tariffs and call it what it is - #TrumpTax!
Melania, the world needs you. #youknowyouwanna
Democrats, either do something or stop talking about it because I think you're just making yourselves look weak.
Trump sold himself to this country as a business genius. Turns out he's a reverse billionaire. Elizabeth Warren should start calling him #Brokeahontas.
Why I use #ASMR to deal with my Trump Fatigue Syndrome.
The Real Instagram #coachella
So tired of hearing about Mueller's "trail of breadcrumbs". And of everyone still being so deferential to him - will get into this "bigly" tomorrow night when Real Time returns. Leaving it up to Congress - that's what I call a #FecklessPunt
Happy 420 everybody!!! And remember kids, you do not need drugs to have a good time. But why take chances?
Its killin me not to not be on tonight, sorry about the bad timing. And I must say, Trump was right about one thing: I'm tired of him winning.
Trump is a gateway drug.
#NewRule: Trump's cancer-causing wind turbines.
The dictator appoints a stooge who exonerates him.
I don't need the Mueller report to know Trump is a traitor. I have a TV. #SubpoenaMueller
Trump's Threat #AndrewMcCabe
Look who came to my show in El Paso tonight, @BetoORourke . Crowd went nuts, same last night when his name came up in Austin. Dems could do a lot worse than putting some of THAT on the ticket.
So much to talk about - and we got it all out last night in Austin! Thank you, what a crowd...looking for more Texas love tonight at the Plaza in El Paso. Wall jumpers get in free!! https://bit.ly/2GSCuCa
..my question for those congressmen defending him yesterday: Really? That's your guy? I know "I'm with her" was a lame slogan, but knowing who Trump is, your deal is "I'm with him"? With that scummy human being? Got it.
Cohen said today in answer to why he's doing this, because he worries even if Trump loses, he will not leave office - which is what I've been saying from the beginning, to a chorus of "Oh, no, you're paranoid". Maybe not so much.