This Friday at the @icehousecc !! Ticket link in bio
Happy Valentine’s Day to this one. Love you @caroline .kitzmiller. This is the moment our relationship was put to the ultimate test as we had been given the task of sinking a rebuttal shot to secure the W. I’m fired up to say that we sunk both shots and didn’t have to leave the party in shame and break up.
Keep spreading small Dong awareness. NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE. Mike Bloomberg didn’t pay us for this and I only found out who he is last week. But, I’m eager to hear everyone’s opinion of him so please don’t hold back in the comments. It’s a great space for discourse and for information. Credit: @jack_seiner @goingdeepwithchadandjt #proudofmylittledong
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What up legends. We went on Fox for a super serious cause that afflicts many Americans: Small Dong Shame. We won’t be able to end the stigma and the shame until we all proudly announce we have small dongs. Unfortunately we have been banned from Fox News but it what we said was necessary for the movement. We’re sorry we said Dong on tv. @jtparr14 #proudofmysmalldong
Happiest of birthdays to the funniest dude I know. A true wordsmith and legit beast when it comes to emotional intelligence, straight up intelligence, movie knowledge and nudity. Most of all though, he’s an amazing friend and person. @jtparr14
For all those high schoolers who need to study Hamlet this year, here’s a dank summary.
My New Years resolutions! What up 2020! #2020