Tasteful, but filthy
My grandmother just passed away. She was born in 1920, in Yorktown, Iowa. She and her best friend left home in their 20s to drive across country and move to Newport Beach during WWII. She never even considered moving back to Iowa once she started a life California. But most of her whole family hasn’t roamed more than 20 miles in hundreds of years. They’re still farming the same land we’ve been farming since just after the civil war. Today, we laid her to rest in the same cemetery her father and her father’s father and her father’s father’s father are all buried in. I’ll always be a California bitch at heart, but coming back here always feels a little bit like coming home.
This party is sponsored by White Claw
Messy bun, messy bed, messy bitch.
Got about a years worth of #tbt vacation photos stored up, hope you guys are ready.
I love drunk Me, but I definitely don’t trust her.
A good girl, but a bad bitch
High on intimacy
A Very Sober Thanksgiving©️
Bitch bend over, I’m here for a reason
Why you tryna act like you was drinkin sparklin water before you came out here?
Dog walker extraordinaire 🐶
IM HOOKED ON A FEELING
9 out of 10 doctors recommend you treat a sunburn with a day on the river drinking beer.
Drunk on a beach is my preferred state of being
Get someone you love? Get someone you need? Fuck that, get money.
You’re from the 70s, but I’m a 90s bitch. . . . . (Thanks for the 📸 @zoelightyear , it’s all about the æsthetic )
And he adores the girl next door, Cause he’s dying to get at her.
And just to be frank, the drinkin ain’t what caused me to be aggressive 🍾
Ringo’s real name is Richard Starkey, I just want everyone to know that
LESS THAN 24 HOURS BEFORE WE ARE DRUNK TOGETHER AGAIN MY ANGEL #verysoberbehavior #verynormalbehavior #halloweensluts #mybestfriendhasbetterbonestructurethanyou #letmeputmyfingersinyourmouth #cuteboy #cuteboyfullmouth
Portland looking spooky n shit 💖 . . . . . #pdx #pdxvibes #portlandinthefall #oregonexplored #exploreoregon
#pdx #portlandoregon #portland #exploreoregon #downtownpdx #goosehallowpdx
You're like good water pressure in a cold rainy summer. . . . ( @fourfires fan art 💙 )
All that grace, all that body, all that face, makes me wanna party
Forever yours, faithfully
Ps. I got a new hat
Lonely bird at the gay club 🍸 📸: @willbailey71