Went from Kraft Singles to craft tripels 🍻
So happy to have a bag of dried strawbs.
Happy breadday, @unbaguetteable ! Dough you remember when we celebrated your bday in Vegas all those years ago? Seems like it was only yeasterday, huh? Ciabatta believe me when I say that the person I want to grow old with is naan other than you. I loaf you very much!
Heckin’ fun. #hoodslam
My new “festify” Google Alert. #covfefe #festify
Happy anniversary to my desert queen. Til we turn into cholla skeletons together.
My cheese queen.
The storm before the calm.
Goblin. Suspiria. Shiiiii...
The freaks come out at night. #creepshow #universalmonsters
Have you seen a better Marge Simpson costume?
Catching some ghostly frequencies..
Lost in THOT.
Bay Bridge bike ride with this birthday beauty..
goin to work brb
This is a beer.
Rob Van Bach.
Just saw Hereditary. Sleeping with the lights on tonight. And every night from here on out.
After multiple plates of nachos and shots of tequila, it’s time to leave Cabo and head back to the “knotted stots.”
These bike racks reminded me that we’re only 160 days away from Halloween. I excite.
Happy Easter Fool’s Day.
Yesterday was one of the best days of my life. I’m grateful to have been able to share it with so many loved ones. I’m also grateful to my beautiful wife, whose many months of planning and coordinating brought the day to fruition. 📷: @ramblefreehannah
“My wife!” - Borat and me #rietameir
A diamond in the rough.