I’m going to be someone you can count on, for a change.
My kind of school.
I don’t know how to be photographed like a normal human and she’s way too cute for me.
Picked this up on eBay. See you guys tomorrow 🏴🏴☠️🏴
I miss her so much and she’s not even gone yet.
Early birthday dinner for this fresh boi.
Most solid dude I’ve ever met. Outrageously sexy too.
You are loved and missed more than you could ever know. I’ll catch you on the flip side.
When you find a $70+ first press for $16.
Max’s new album is about to drop.
“I know how to type. I’m doing something for our kitchen.”
This guy loved the Golf Ride.
So long Disney, it’s been awesome.
Wide awake to knocked out in 2 seconds flat. I am wearing him out.
Don’t worry daddy, I know how to do it.
This is how we vacation.
First flight and he doesn’t give a fuck.
The fucked up shit you find in your ductwork.
@settostunband was fucking awesome.
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Fuck Donald Trump and every racist fuck he has encouraged or emboldened to commit acts of terror. #whiteterrorism
She likes this one but I like her eyes so I picked the other one. Even when they're filled with venom because I suck at taking her picture.
I think she's cute.
When the government owes you money and pays more in postage to send it to you.
This little man went potty on his little potty for the first time! And then went and got his own paper towel to hold his icee because it was too cold.
Just as happy today as we were when this picture was taken. Thanks for being my rock. Happy birthday @nicoleallard_
Resurrection Day with the family 🙄🙄🙄
Happy International Women's Day Belinda. Thanks for not having Dan kill me ever yet and for many other very motherly things you've done. #iwd2017 #internationalwomensday