White girls rejoice #granola
"I had benzes 'fore you had braces"
TIL that alcohol makes ice cream smoother. Luckily it also tastes of heaven.
Thanks to my beautiful parents, I love them both so much. Today my 16 years of near blindness comes to an end. This is by far the best gift I have ever received.
Today I tried on a birthday gift from my parents (a shirt ) and unintentionally showed them my tattoo that I didn't tell them about. They still bought me this old fashioned though.
I made like 2 of the things on this plate. I'll gladly take all credit for it though ☺
Sweet n sour pork with pineapples
Who needs their scalpel sharpened?
McNuggets for dinner
Turncoat 4 life
Abe pt. 2
Who needs a weed whip?
Took me an hour and a half. It'll be gone in about thirty seconds.
Stack that cheese
Pictures of the stage are apparently illegal...
V8 caters to all of your vampiric needs!
Chillin in Google maps street view
Calc TA by choice. Hilarious comedian by nature.
Lunch for the fourth day in a row. It ain't easy bein cheesy...or bein completely out of groceries
TIL pizza ovens are very hot
No one ever gives Patrick enough credit.
Getting paid for a part of my body. Does this make me a prostitute?
Thank god for @bretttless ♡
Straight from the molecular biology building