Comedy writer/performer. NYC. Dick jokes.
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Pisces first beach day ever ♓️ 🏖
I always wanted a son that would be obsessed with me.
Yesterday my grandpa turned 100 years old. He served in WW2, owned a paintbrush company, was married to my grandma for 70 plus years, and had 3 kids including my bad ass crazy mama. Happy Birthday Morty! #jewishgenes
This is my bff @jdalfeen who ran the dope @lovestoriestv event tonight. She’s funny, hot, smart, knows how to twerk and SINGLE! Also STD free and we all know that shit is rare. Who should we set her up with?? Let’s play matchmaker! (is it a dealbreaker that her dog is dressed in a tuxedo? )
No paternity test needed. #happyfathersday
BFAS 💕 #BrooklynCollege #lisagetspoaked
We did this in between talking about our kid all night
Watching my son put Parmesan on his pizza for the first time has been one of the most emotional moments for me as a mother
Ice cream with baby blue eyes 💙
Finally got Jackie Mason to come out to my favorite restaurant on a Saturday night. Big ups to Piccola Venezia.
Ran out of static guard
Bodhi and me
Love finding these 🤤
Classic Christmas tree, classic bowl cut
Have you ever seen such beauty?
Only about a third of our Greek Italian Jewish family pictured here... Opa! Salute! Mazel Tov Cat & Todd!
The Stepford Husbands
Wouldn’t be a Miami photo without a couple of shoeless bros posing in the background
Does shrooms once
Sonny Kate & Ashley 💯 #fullhouse #fullerhouse #marykateandashley