XXVIII | SALEM, MA | COZY BOY ♡♡♡ MB ♡♡♡
Hardstyling is played out but don’t tell Winston, he really wanted this pic.
This Is BBQ 2019 #VictimInGrill
It’s our day off and we do what we want.
Hung out on one Brooklyn rooftop and now I feel an overwhelming urge to start a combination coffee shop/leather goods outfitter called Mortar & Pestle.
Call animal control, we’re running wild in these streets.
Sox won last night and Melanie hugged the stranger who took this picture for us #victory
Can anyone on the Felipe’s Rooftop™️ spare a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jack “Choke” Kelly?
Taken mere moments after we were pulled over for my year and a half old inspection sticker.
A Sunday morning out on the town, admiring the local art.
Thankful for the fact that Winston is just short enough to not be able to steal entire pies off of the table (he tries anyway ).
Happy 2nd (maybe ) birthday (? ) to the reason I feel a 30 lb mass jumping on my head at 5:15 AM most mornings 🎈 don’t know what I would do without the stupid idiot (probably get more sleep ).
Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
Winston asked me to take his picture in front of this old funeral home sign, which is strange considering he doesn’t understand the concepts of hell, funerals, death, or even signs but who am I to judge?
The hardest thing about this hike was getting a pic of us where we both weren’t squinting (we didn’t )
10 miles down a dirt road and Winston still found something to try and eat that he definitely should not be eating.
For a dog who loves trash as much as Winston, finding trash with his name on it was a truly harrowing experience that left him in a state of deep self reflection.
Woman crush Wednesday baby let’s gooooooooo 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Mamma Mia! This giant inflatable pizza still tastes better than food court Regina’s!
Winston’s freedom cost us a $400 adoption fee #freedomisntfree 🇺🇸
Snagged what is probably my favorite record of 2018 in Cambridge today. For fans of sieging enemy barracks, armor, sharpening swords, The Rival Mob and Iron Maiden. - - - - #vinyl #vinylcommunity #battleruins #punk #hardcore #oi
Just admiring this sculpture of an extremely jacked baby riding a gigantic frog.
He’s only this happy because a UPS guy threw a treat out of the door of his truck and it hit him on the head.
If you think you know where to find a better burrito write the name on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope addressed to 1500 ImAnIdiot Ln and hurl it into the sun because I don’t care, you’re wrong.
When your nose powers the sun ☀️#WinstonTheSunDog
Good luck ISIS
Happy Mother’s day to the undisputed best mom on Earth and the incontestable, unarguable, 120% factually best pizza in Boston.
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
Real happy because not only is it finally super nice out, but, there’s like, 30 dogs here. 📸 - @pizzamel
Melanie and I moved into a 216 year old house today. Here we are in front of one of our TWO fire places. Also if you try really hard you can see the ocean from our bedroom. If you ever find yourself in the witch city holla @ us 🖤🌹
I got the luck o’ the Irish snagging this one ☘️❤️#sheslike8percentirish
FIRE IN THE HOLE 💣
Seabuscuit 2: Man Vs Machine
Happy Valentine’s Day from me and the love of my life❤️. We skipped the flowers and decided to ball out.
My number one draft pic #MelNumber1
Couples who NAILS together, stay together (just don't ask Melanie to name two songs ).
Found this mint Nomar jersey at Savers and now the only super bowl I give a shit about is the super bowl of Wheaties I need Pedroia to eat every morning so I can flex this shit at the next World Series victory parade.
Rumor has it this is the idiot who wished for it to be 0 degrees out for like 90 days straight let's get her.
Anyone else's mom gift them The Holy Bible this year or just mine?