earth is actually hell and we’re all being punished
pretty stressed abt the news lately, particularly since around 2016 . but my butterfly weed is doing well
wwzd (what would zendaya do? )
your least favorite member of the blue man group
I’m spending the last day of 2018 the way I deserve: atoning for my sins
been a day
get ur discount concussion at target today! only 3.99!
and then there was one
dont let them zoom in
nothing but: ✅a boy ❌a girl In: 1️⃣the company of strangers 2️⃣ the quiet of the railway station
whirrrrrrrrr and stop! retrace. BINGO
There's no machine, kiddo. It's the Father of Stories who dictates our books
In Defense Of Weeds
"Then you, too, ha ha, the Pole" - Italo Calvino
M(U )R linDnER (ie. the devil )
Step 1: find the bad guy Step 2: push him aside
The end of an era
(I heard conspirators in our midst ) (cahoots? in MY house? )
george orwell, restless in his grave: STOP KISSING MY ASS
tap tap tap
squid ink. you know.. pens.
doeth represent the square of squares squaredly (zenzizenzizenzic )
(bread, soap, etc. )
one? good for you. two? suspicious
4:13 in the sky but the dogs won't quit?
I used to like Ashlin, but not anymore
Step 1: place one hand on merchandise Step 2: prepare decoy Step 3: swap Step 4: abscond
ask me why I'm bringing a baby into battle
when u buy goat milk bc ur not a baby cow but then you realize ur not a baby goat
hallelujah, am I right? ha ha. I am very funny.
are you smart enough to solve this murder?
lars anderson my hero
a dot ham
add a listen
[shown above: 2016]
I could tell
the life of a cherry boy
hands off the crack, SALY